#it took me years to realize that jack was referring to the myth that if you masturbate too much you’ll go blind #I……
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THAT’S WHAT THIS WAS???
when people say “life is too short”
- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
Internet people.
Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Tumblr is for special people.
- Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
“I do love acting with Sandra Oh. That’s my favorite part of the show I’d have to say, well I love Patrick [Dempsey] too, but me and Sandra have something special.” -Ellen Pompeo
“I do get to do this. Derek’s the love of my life, but you’re my soulmate.” -Meredith Grey
- guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
- guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
