lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

toothlessismypatronus:

Come stop your cryin’
and we’ll be alright
Just take my hand, hold it tight.
I will protect from all around you, 
I will be here dont you cry.
For one so small, you seem so strong.
My arms will hold you keep you safe and warm,
This bond between us cant be broken,
I will be here dont you cry

friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

bonniescamaro:

Things I need in S6;

  • Damon’s birthday
  • Bonnie regaining her powers and being a badass
  • MAMA SALVATORE FLASHBACK
  • Human!Damon
  • Delena being happy for longer than an episode
  • BAMON BEING SASSY FUCKS ON THE OTHER SIDE
  • Matt, Jeremy & Tyler getting an actual storyline
  • GILBERT FAMILY + TEAM BADASS FEELS
  • Caroline being more than just a love interest
  • Stefan moving on
  • Young!Defan
  • DID I MENTION A MAMA SALVATORE FLASHBACK???

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out


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